Sunday, September 23, 2007

Clutch builds a mansion, sChag and ~ANT provide the bricks

It's the biggest house on block and envy of everyone. The front of the mansion has six jaw dropping, three story columns standing like California Redwoods... as if anyone needed a reminder of the dominance, the dynasty that Clutch has built. Around back is the just completed pool shaped like a Porcelain God that begs for anyone to jump in try and take his trophy. Clutch has worked hard to get here and deserves the benefits of a Poo Trophy Champion!

That's right.... Clutch has owned the Poo Trophy! If you want the Poo Championship Trophy you're going to have to go through "The Clutch". The stats speak for themselves. 14 wins, 7 more than the closest competitor. Mention overall wins and Clutch extends his lead to 10. Pure Domination. The Clutch Dynasty.

~ANT and sChag put up a valiant effort on a hot and steamy September day. ~ANT took 3 wins in this contest and sChag pulled down 1 win. Both shot respectably and ~ANT had a chance to take home the Poo Trophy when the score showed a 3 to 3 tie. Playing sChag in the finals. ~ANT was unable to hit "the sewer shot", a short shot multiple players use to keep each other honest. The effort was there for ~ANT and sChag but it wasn't meant to be.

Determination, domination, "The Clutch" Dynasty. He didn't just build a house, Clutch built a MANSION! Wanna swim in his pool?

PooTrophy....... OUT!

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