~ANT Takes Trophy - Only one huge Poo Championship left!

Ladies and gentleman... There is only one place left to sign as winner for the last Poo Trophy Champion before the trophy gets rebuilt. Sure, today was a huge gluey, stick to the sides of your cheeks, whole roll or toilet paper poo on the competition by ~ANT. No doubt. it was domination! More on that in a second because this moment is simply amazing. sChag, Clutch, and ~ANT built this trophy and now they are playing for the last slot on the original trophy. From here the Poo Championship takes a break as they build the new section of the trophy... the next phase.

That's why this Championship was a shocker. With a score of 4-1-1 ~ANT didn't slide into the Championship like a night after White Castle "Sliders" and make slop shots happen. He out and out won. sChag's game was ON! And he was in the finals many times. He was quoted after the game saying, "All I have to say was that today was my day and you stole it!"

The Clutch simply couldn't throw the rock today. He watched the finals crouched behind his screen door peering through a small window in the screen door of his house. When you're used to winning like The Clutch has and expect to win every time? This was a shocker!

We have one championship left before we rebuild, rehabilitate, building the Poo Championship Trophy. The next one is big. Kudos to ~ANT for winning, but the next one makes you infamous! Good luck boys....


PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Clutch Cruises into a Green 20

This was an amazing day. Nobody realized anything. ~ANT was caught in a daze acting like a lost kitten caught in a poo storm. sChag talked a little bit of poo, but nothing stuck to the side of the toilet. An easy win for Clutch... with a reference to Clutch's new ride... an easy green win!

What didn't slap anyone sideways like monkeys throwing poo just because they can? This is the twentieth win for Clutch! That's right gash dang blast it!! 20 Holy POOP!! Clutch is crushing the competition spraying poo on everyone within any distance of projectile pooping.

There are only two spots left on the trophy... change is coming. sChag, Clutch, and ~ANT are designing the new bottom section of the the trophy. The trophy expands!!

Who will win? Who will sign their name on the last two spots?

Oh yeah... we got more!


PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Clutch puts the competition on ICE!

Walk on home boys... you lost! Clutch dominated again with an icy 4 - 1 - 1 win. After the game the "key - lock it" handshake between sChag and Clutch was made of snow, dripping with the cold of a freezing 30 degree game.

~ANT was prepared for the weather and stayed warm, but that didn't help his shooting. Frustrated he commented, "I'm warm and they can't even feel the ball in their hands, yet I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."

sChag had streaks of genius, but in the end fell short. He had a great run, but went colder than the weather we were all playing in. sChag's shooting from behind the backboard was phenomenal as usual, but it wasn't enough to take down The Clutch.

The slippery sloshy conditions took there toll on ~ANT and sChag. Except for his comment, "You guys wanted to play in this [bleep]", Clutch quietly threw down one icy rock after another. The frigid temperatures must have frozen the trash talk.

Clutch has a basketball tournament tomorrow. Good luck and props to you from the Poo Trophy Champions ~ANT and sChag! PooTrophy throws you a shout out as well. Take it to 'em!

PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Suspension 2 Redemption 4 Clutch

After a month and a half layoff due to suspension "The Clutch" poo'ed an INCREDIBLE fifth championship in a row. Folks... PooTrophy recognizes this massive feat. No one has done this and no one will probably repeat his domination. Clutch is the only player with two, four in-a-row wins, and now the only player with a five in-a-row win. Simply, he has put himself squarely on top of history, the benchmark of the Poo Trophy Championship.

And yet... the suspension. "The Clutch" violated Section 8-101-A of the series rule book (actions detrimental to Poo Championship Trophy). Clearly defined in the rulebook the actions Clutch fell afoul of are only to be discussed by him. In otherwords... if you want to know what he did... ask HIM!

PooTrophy did. His response to the suspension was of tired jubilation "I am just happy to get this behind me and move on. I am really thankful to my fans for sticking behind me. FIVE in a ROOOOOW!!" his five fingers spread, wide grin, happily hugging the trophy.

Still, I pressed further asking what the suspension was about and he smiled kindly "I told you I would come back. Poo Trophy Champion 5 times. That's what the fans want, that's what they get".

Well... you ask The Clutch. Leave a post. PooTrophy didn't get anywhere. So......

PooTrophy, OUT!