~ANT Takes Trophy - Only one huge Poo Championship left!

Ladies and gentleman... There is only one place left to sign as winner for the last Poo Trophy Champion before the trophy gets rebuilt. Sure, today was a huge gluey, stick to the sides of your cheeks, whole roll or toilet paper poo on the competition by ~ANT. No doubt. it was domination! More on that in a second because this moment is simply amazing. sChag, Clutch, and ~ANT built this trophy and now they are playing for the last slot on the original trophy. From here the Poo Championship takes a break as they build the new section of the trophy... the next phase.

That's why this Championship was a shocker. With a score of 4-1-1 ~ANT didn't slide into the Championship like a night after White Castle "Sliders" and make slop shots happen. He out and out won. sChag's game was ON! And he was in the finals many times. He was quoted after the game saying, "All I have to say was that today was my day and you stole it!"

The Clutch simply couldn't throw the rock today. He watched the finals crouched behind his screen door peering through a small window in the screen door of his house. When you're used to winning like The Clutch has and expect to win every time? This was a shocker!

We have one championship left before we rebuild, rehabilitate, building the Poo Championship Trophy. The next one is big. Kudos to ~ANT for winning, but the next one makes you infamous! Good luck boys....


PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Clutch Cruises into a Green 20

This was an amazing day. Nobody realized anything. ~ANT was caught in a daze acting like a lost kitten caught in a poo storm. sChag talked a little bit of poo, but nothing stuck to the side of the toilet. An easy win for Clutch... with a reference to Clutch's new ride... an easy green win!

What didn't slap anyone sideways like monkeys throwing poo just because they can? This is the twentieth win for Clutch! That's right gash dang blast it!! 20 Holy POOP!! Clutch is crushing the competition spraying poo on everyone within any distance of projectile pooping.

There are only two spots left on the trophy... change is coming. sChag, Clutch, and ~ANT are designing the new bottom section of the the trophy. The trophy expands!!

Who will win? Who will sign their name on the last two spots?

Oh yeah... we got more!


PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Clutch builds a mansion, sChag and ~ANT provide the bricks

It's the biggest house on block and envy of everyone. The front of the mansion has six jaw dropping, three story columns standing like California Redwoods... as if anyone needed a reminder of the dominance, the dynasty that Clutch has built. Around back is the just completed pool shaped like a Porcelain God that begs for anyone to jump in try and take his trophy. Clutch has worked hard to get here and deserves the benefits of a Poo Trophy Champion!

That's right.... Clutch has owned the Poo Trophy! If you want the Poo Championship Trophy you're going to have to go through "The Clutch". The stats speak for themselves. 14 wins, 7 more than the closest competitor. Mention overall wins and Clutch extends his lead to 10. Pure Domination. The Clutch Dynasty.

~ANT and sChag put up a valiant effort on a hot and steamy September day. ~ANT took 3 wins in this contest and sChag pulled down 1 win. Both shot respectably and ~ANT had a chance to take home the Poo Trophy when the score showed a 3 to 3 tie. Playing sChag in the finals. ~ANT was unable to hit "the sewer shot", a short shot multiple players use to keep each other honest. The effort was there for ~ANT and sChag but it wasn't meant to be.

Determination, domination, "The Clutch" Dynasty. He didn't just build a house, Clutch built a MANSION! Wanna swim in his pool?

PooTrophy....... OUT!

Suspension 2 Redemption 4 Clutch

After a month and a half layoff due to suspension "The Clutch" poo'ed an INCREDIBLE fifth championship in a row. Folks... PooTrophy recognizes this massive feat. No one has done this and no one will probably repeat his domination. Clutch is the only player with two, four in-a-row wins, and now the only player with a five in-a-row win. Simply, he has put himself squarely on top of history, the benchmark of the Poo Trophy Championship.

And yet... the suspension. "The Clutch" violated Section 8-101-A of the series rule book (actions detrimental to Poo Championship Trophy). Clearly defined in the rulebook the actions Clutch fell afoul of are only to be discussed by him. In otherwords... if you want to know what he did... ask HIM!

PooTrophy did. His response to the suspension was of tired jubilation "I am just happy to get this behind me and move on. I am really thankful to my fans for sticking behind me. FIVE in a ROOOOOW!!" his five fingers spread, wide grin, happily hugging the trophy.

Still, I pressed further asking what the suspension was about and he smiled kindly "I told you I would come back. Poo Trophy Champion 5 times. That's what the fans want, that's what they get".

Well... you ask The Clutch. Leave a post. PooTrophy didn't get anywhere. So......

PooTrophy, OUT!