~ANT Takes Trophy - Only one huge Poo Championship left!

Ladies and gentleman... There is only one place left to sign as winner for the last Poo Trophy Champion before the trophy gets rebuilt. Sure, today was a huge gluey, stick to the sides of your cheeks, whole roll or toilet paper poo on the competition by ~ANT. No doubt. it was domination! More on that in a second because this moment is simply amazing. sChag, Clutch, and ~ANT built this trophy and now they are playing for the last slot on the original trophy. From here the Poo Championship takes a break as they build the new section of the trophy... the next phase.

That's why this Championship was a shocker. With a score of 4-1-1 ~ANT didn't slide into the Championship like a night after White Castle "Sliders" and make slop shots happen. He out and out won. sChag's game was ON! And he was in the finals many times. He was quoted after the game saying, "All I have to say was that today was my day and you stole it!"

The Clutch simply couldn't throw the rock today. He watched the finals crouched behind his screen door peering through a small window in the screen door of his house. When you're used to winning like The Clutch has and expect to win every time? This was a shocker!

We have one championship left before we rebuild, rehabilitate, building the Poo Championship Trophy. The next one is big. Kudos to ~ANT for winning, but the next one makes you infamous! Good luck boys....


PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Clutch Cruises into a Green 20

This was an amazing day. Nobody realized anything. ~ANT was caught in a daze acting like a lost kitten caught in a poo storm. sChag talked a little bit of poo, but nothing stuck to the side of the toilet. An easy win for Clutch... with a reference to Clutch's new ride... an easy green win!

What didn't slap anyone sideways like monkeys throwing poo just because they can? This is the twentieth win for Clutch! That's right gash dang blast it!! 20 Holy POOP!! Clutch is crushing the competition spraying poo on everyone within any distance of projectile pooping.

There are only two spots left on the trophy... change is coming. sChag, Clutch, and ~ANT are designing the new bottom section of the the trophy. The trophy expands!!

Who will win? Who will sign their name on the last two spots?

Oh yeah... we got more!


PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

No Sympathy for Birthday Boy

I poo on your birthday ANT... ole man!

Cluch takes the Championship and leaves everyone else in the crapper!

We added music which was played through a junk car stereo and everyone had six favorite songs and it worked... but it worked best for Clutch. He couldn't be beaten.

Between ~ANT and sChag... we are playing against a Varsity Basketball playa. Clutch rocks, there is no doubt. They are up against the wall... but they don't seem to care. Talkin' trash, makin' it work as best as possible. Clutch may be winnin'... but ~ANT and sChag are coming on!!!

Watch out Clutch... ~ANT and sChag got something workin'!

PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Clutch puts the competition on ICE!

Walk on home boys... you lost! Clutch dominated again with an icy 4 - 1 - 1 win. After the game the "key - lock it" handshake between sChag and Clutch was made of snow, dripping with the cold of a freezing 30 degree game.

~ANT was prepared for the weather and stayed warm, but that didn't help his shooting. Frustrated he commented, "I'm warm and they can't even feel the ball in their hands, yet I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."

sChag had streaks of genius, but in the end fell short. He had a great run, but went colder than the weather we were all playing in. sChag's shooting from behind the backboard was phenomenal as usual, but it wasn't enough to take down The Clutch.

The slippery sloshy conditions took there toll on ~ANT and sChag. Except for his comment, "You guys wanted to play in this [bleep]", Clutch quietly threw down one icy rock after another. The frigid temperatures must have frozen the trash talk.

Clutch has a basketball tournament tomorrow. Good luck and props to you from the Poo Trophy Champions ~ANT and sChag! PooTrophy throws you a shout out as well. Take it to 'em!

PooTrophy: PU-YA!!

Clutch wins as sChag blows wind

The Clutch blew up the competition with a crushing 4 - 0 - 0 win, but that wasn't the story. sChag blew more wind than the weather with trash talking, harassment, and overall game play that is expected when you come play for the Poo Trophy Championship.

As much as this is expected when playing for the championship, what wasn't expected was the start to finish rant Clutch and ~ANT recieved from sChag. Albeit Clutch ran away with the win, but he was heard during the game telling sChag to shut up. ~ANT seemed wrangled as well by all the poop (trash) talk and if you include his horrible shooting? He had nothing to say and could do nothing about it.

Asked for comments after the game sChag said with an air and confidence of someone who won the trophy, "As long as ~ANT doesn't win, that's all that matters. ~ANT wins all the time." A look at the records might state otherwise, but there is no doubt sChag is paying ~ANT back for all those wins before the trophy existed.

Well there been a trophy for awhile... time to PLAY!!

PooTrophy - I'm out!